1066 AGAIN—THE BALD FACTS!

1066 AGAIN—THE BALD FACTS!

Home Secretary, Savid Jawid (the son of an immigrant) declared

a “Major Incident” after 230 immigrants crossed the Channel in

rubber dinghies from France to the South Coast last December.

There's hordes of beastly foreigners,

Invading our South Coast;

To pinch our jobs and nick our dole,

And screw their British host.

They'll beat our women, eat our pets,

If they're all left at large;

We should have heeded the wise words,

Of Huguenot Farage!

But never fear! Jawid is here!

He's come back from his hols;

To deal with the emergency,

Caused by these foreign proles.

All of the Royal Navy now,

Has sailed back from the Med;

And their three pedaloes should help,

Put this assault to bed!  

        

The bald facts here would seem to be,
That Jawid's talking tough;

To boost his leadership bid with,

A plethora of puff!

As in the contest, Grayling could,

Or maybe IDS;

Both challenge Jawid for May's job,

To lead the Tory mess!

© Richard Layton