PERHAPS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH! (The weekly poem)

PERHAPS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH!

(Apologies to the Bard)

Prince Andrew, who has been criticised for his friendship

with US convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, has been

cited in an underage sex case which he and the Palace

strongly deny—unlike their normal ‘no comment’ tactic

Perhaps he doth protest too much,

Our randy-Andy Prince;

But are his strenuous denials,

Sufficient to convince?

What we know of  the Royal Male,

He’ll use his courtly clout;

And all his brown-nosed Windsor sauce,

To put himself about!

Young nephew ‘Dirty Harry’ is

A case we have in mind;

His Vegas hotel orgy shows, (1)

How Princes are inclined!

Does Andy send out raunchy texts,

Like elder brother Chas; (2)

To demonstrate they much prefer,

A lifestyle on the razz?

So the main question we’ll put to,

This rumoured ponce of York;

Is does he stalk the underage

To satiate his stalk?  

Whatever the reality,

To save the Royal Brand;

The Palace will try to hush-up,

A minor one-night stand!

(1) Photos of a naked Prince Harry

and a girl appeared in the media.

(2) Prince Charles sent a message to Camilla

saying he wished he was one of her tampons.

© Richard Layton