Business Advice
Become a friend to the Prime Minister,
Who will be always open to offers
For contributions to party coffers,
Which are definitely never sinister,
Just free expressions of philanthropy,
Though the tax breaks are not to be ignored,
Then serve your queen and country as a lord
In the ‘other place’, where you deserve to be.
You must, of course, eschew publicity
For all of your largesse and selfless acts,
Quietly fulfilling government contracts
The electorate do not need to see.
But, if people find out more than they should,
Just insist it’s all for the public good.
D. A.
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