UKIP--ANOTHER B’LEADER?! (Part One) [weekly poem]

UKIP--ANOTHER B’LEADER?! (Part One)

22/1/18. UKIP Leader, Henry Bolton, overwhelmingly lost a  vote

of confidence from his party’s National Executive Committee but

refused to step down. A Members Meeting is expected very soon.

They're getting short of leaders at,

That weirdo UKIP sect;

They've lost a lot quite recently, (1)

With few left to elect.

Should Nigel be recalled again,

For this the umpteenth time?

Or should they seek another twerp,

To front their pantomime?

There can't be many left to fill,

Big Brother's vital role;

The one where they cock-up then drop,

Themselves into a hole.

It's not as if their N.E.C.,

Is talented all round;

They're equally as dumb as all,

The knobheads on the ground.

Of course none of these members are,

A racist—oh dear no!

It's only when a Freudian slip,

Compels the boss to go.

And then caught with their trousers down,

Off goes another chump;

Who's talked themselves into that hole--

The one inside their rump!

(1) UKIP Leaders since 1993:

Alan Sked 1993--1997

Craig MacKinlay 1997 (acting leader)

Michael Holmes 1997--2000

Jeffrey Titford 2000--2002

Roger Knapman 2002--2006

Nigel Farage 2006--2009

Lord Pearson 2009--2010

Jeffrey Titford 2010 (acting leader)

Nigel Farage 2010--2016

Diane James 2016

Nigel Farage 2016 (acting leader)

Paul Nuttall 2016--2017

Steve Crowther 2017 (acting leader)

Henry Bolton 2017 ???!!!

© Richard Layton