Tuesday, January 12, 2016

ONLY A PORN IN THE GAME! (weekly poem)

ONLY A PORN IN THE GAME!

Jacqueline Gold, boss of the ‘Ann Summers’ sex-shops,
has received a CBE for ‘services to entrepreneurship’.

If you wear cotton bloomers or,
Long Johns in bed at night;
You could be stifling poor Ms Gold’s,
From rags to riches flight. (1)
The selling of unmentionables,
And luminous sex-toys;
Is the ‘Ann Summers’ strategy,
That profits from our joys.

Ms Gold’s es-sensual policy,
Is selling what will tease;
From lace-up bustier to a,
Diaphanous chemise.
There is enough to satisfy,
Each woman, beast or man;
New blue films for the Vicar and,
Vibrators for your Gran!

There’s blow-up dolls for Grandad and,
Some scanties for Aunt Flo;
This month’s star buy? Ann Widdecombe’s,
Pole-dancing video.
‘Entrepreneurship’ means the sale,
Of titillating tat;
Such tat for tit as pump-up bras,
That like old jokes go flat!

(1) Ms Gold’s father owned the four original ‘Ann Summers’
stores as well as a sex book publishing chain and ‘Knickerbox’.
His personal fortune is estimated at £350m.

© Richard Layton     


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