Brainy Boris

The Idiot

Boris Johnson is right, we are not all equal when it comes to the brain department. Some are gifted and some are not. A good well-bought education such as Eton always helps though.

The world needs dumb people. People who follow blindly without question, people who are easily persuaded, people who are only capable of doing menial jobs, who don’t question or challenge the system, who, instead, are addicted to social networks and reality shows and participate in them. If it weren’t for these people, the rich would not be where they are now. Look at Facebook's Zuckerberg and Twitter’s Jack Dorsey. Without the stupid people they would not be living in their mansions and have billions in the bank.

Simon Cowell, a self confessed stupid person has proudly announced to all that he has never read a book in his life yet he has amassed a huge fortune by dangling a carrot in front of stupid wannabees who he exploits on his shows and ridicules for profit. This shows some level of manipulation on his part therefore he’s not completely stupid, of course.

The super wealthy can be stupid too. But, at least, they can employ clever people to run things for them, and as long as they don’t do anything too stupid while pretending to be clever, they can pass as clever people to the stupid people watching.

World religions also thrive on stupidity because the myths they extol defy any form of logic or science. Therefore to follow these fairy tales blindly and without question is inherently stupid. Religious leaders love stupid people. The more gullible fools in their flock the better they like it.

Here at the SOYMB, we’re as stupid as f**k, because we say the truth that no one wants to hear and get nothing for it while the stooges of capitalism rake it in by writing propaganda for the wealthy that the stupid believe.

Ahhh, well...

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