UKIP--A MEMBER'S LAMENT?! (Part Two) [weekly poem]

UKIP--A MEMBER'S LAMENT?! (Part Two)

The members & supporters of UKIP are similar to the political

simpletons that brought Hitler, Mussolini & Franco to power--

witness the racist statements made by their leader's girlfriend.

UKIPpers are for sovereignty,

For Britain and its Kings and Queens;

So we don't want our royalty,

Infected by some half-breed's genes!

When we're in power we'll castrate wogs,

And after Meg and Harry wed;

We'll drown their piccaninny sprogs,

Before they multiply in bed.

We want to pass Apartheid laws, (1)

So watch out if you're brown or black;

We've boons for coons (just like the Boers)

For them, we're bringing hanging back.

And when our new big cheese arrives (!)

We'll dominate the great world stage;

With our own 'Night of the Long Knives', (2)

And Fuhrer who'll turn white with rage.

Against the Jew and Commie bums,

The Gypsies, Arabs, Poles and Queers;

Our Reich will last millenniums,

Or roughly twenty-five odd years! (3)

There only seems to be one flaw,

To rain on our goose-step parade;

It now appears that more and more,

We're seen as an absurd charade!

(1) Apartheid was the South African system of institutionalised

racial segregation and discrimination between 1948 and 1991.

(2) 30/6/1934. Hitler had some Brownshirt and other Nazi Party

leaders killed who he believed were a threat to his position.

UKIP leaders have been permanently at war with each other.

(3) UKIP was founded in 1993. Some expect it to founder this year.

Hitler's vaunted 'Thousand Year Reich' lasted from 1933 to 1945.

© Richard Layton