ANOTHER ROYAL SPROG TO FEED! (poem)

ANOTHER ROYAL SPROG TO FEED!

Sept 2014. Kate and William announce

they’re expecting another baby.

Another Royal sprog to feed,

One more right Charlie twit;

An extra Andy parasite,

Or Edward ‘luvvie’ git.

A Princess Anne-like horsey nag,

A thicko ‘Arry brat; (1)

The Royal spawning processes,

Are always at full chat.

Their stud-like procreative ways,

May seem a little coarse;

But Royal blood oft needs a dash,

From the best Windsor source!

A dynasty, if faced with a

Non-compos mentis heir;

Must take care it has in reserve,

A mediocre spare!

The tribal Windsor family, 

Who reproduce like flies;

Ensure new spongers come along,

Each time an old one dies.

For a dysfunctional old clan,

Genetically inbred;

They might be slow by day but not,

So slow at night in bed.

It’s obvious the Monarchy’s,

A self-breeding machine;

Where loyal workers do their bit,

For the top bee, the Queen!

The way the Royal Family breeds,

We all should make a fuss;

As it won’t be too long before,

There’s more of them than us!

(1) On the 15-09-14, Prince Harry’s 30^th birthday,

he will inherit £10m from his mother’s estate.

© Richard Layton