Sussex Business To The Rescue!

Are you tired of running over homeless people? Sick of these wastes of time taking up valuable road space on the busy A27? Fed up with dodging the poor and the elderly? Well Sussex business are leading the way in solving this problem. Teaming up with the local Police and with much back slapping, patronising press releases and 'oohs' and 'aahhs' all round, the clever capitalists are now giving homeless people hi-visibility coats to stop them getting run over whilst crossing a busy main road to get to the homeless shelter each night.

Perhaps us socialists are wrong? Perhaps capitalism can solve all our problems? I mean with such innovative thinking, who knows what wonders this system can come up with?! Forget costly housing solutions that help people with no home! Forget removing the system that creates and fosters poverty and destitution in the first place! Don't fret about removing the need for endless commuting at hi speeds on poorly maintained roads! Simply kit the poor out with hi-vis and the world is perfect again.

If only this was made up, but sadly it's true, see here. The homeless in Chichester, Sussex, are being issued with hi-vis coats to stop them getting run over. This system is truly mental.

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