There’s a cabal of Satanists planning
To conquer the world, a secretive sect
Of ballot blaggers. This deep state elect,
A liberal elite bent on unmanning
Upstanding and righteous average Joes
Who think themselves free to be the best pal
Of libertarian capital:
Though capital couldn’t care less, and it shows.
Profit trumps all, whatever it might be:
Rising unemployment and falling wages,
Global warming, famine, while war rages,
Closed borders, migrants left drowning at sea.
While conspiracy remains in season,
People conspire in betrayal of reason.