ANOTHER ROYAL BRAT! (weekly poem)

ANOTHER ROYAL BRAT!

Meghan is expecting a baby next year.

Another Royal brat is due,

Another leech to keep;

The stupes in all their ballyhoo,

Will gawp at it like sheep.

The Windsors may be inbred but,

To nobodies surprise;

The gents have genes so they can rut,

And multiply like flies!

Thus Meghan has been swiftly served,

By 'Arry Boy', her beau;

The Royal line has been preserved,

Indeed—will thrive and grow!

He'll rival William and Kate,

Producing kids galore;

And dullards everywhere will prate,

In doltishness and awe.

Those folk that laud the Monarchy,

Must lead quite empty lives;

It’s on such demagoguery,

The institution thrives.

The Yanks have Disneyland to dream,

We’ve Windsor’s breeding troupe;

They're boozers all, but never seem,

To suffer Brewer's Droop!

© Richard Layton