BOJO SAVES THE WORLD – AGAIN!
By not bombing Syria without
the permission of MP’s in Parliament!
Our Bojo walks on the world stage,
His wonders to perform;
As he plays statesman, guru, sage,
To lessen the world’s storm!
The Russkies and the Yankees are,
Both at each others throats;
So Boris sails both near and far,
On anything that floats.
He’s not too sure why he is there,
He’s not all there himself;
It’s either that or be a spare,
Upon the Tories shelf.
The rashness that doth emanate,
From such a portly bod;
Is clearly the divine-like trait,
Of one who would play God.
“Let’s blow Assad to kingdom come,
Without MP’s consent”;
Is Boris’s dumb rule of thumb,
To foster more content.
So folks at home be at your ease,
When tucked-up in your bed;
Aware the Foreign Secretary’s,
Completely off his head!
© Richard Layton